Perhaps audiences aren’t clamoring for a fresh take of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for stylish excess. And yet, it’s worth noting: his opulently crafted romantic vampire tale boasts bold vision and flair – and with its B-movie charm, I might just favor over Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, including one shot that appears to show a land border between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz portrays a witty yet careworn cleric fighting vampires – it feels natural for him to tackle such a part earlier – who finds himself in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the malevolent vampire count, brought to life by the expert in grotesque roles Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone similar to the voice of Gru by Steve Carell from the Despicable Me comedies. This is a part he seemed destined to play.
The plot unfolds as follows: the vampire lord has wandered endlessly the world in anguish for 400 years since he became undead, a consequence due to his blasphemous mourning after the passing of his spouse Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, daughter of Rosanna Arquette). The count has been searching, searching, searching for a lady who might be the reincarnation of his departed beloved. By cruel fate, the fortunate female proves to be Mina (also Bleu, of course), the reserved future wife of Dracula’s wimpish land agent, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who just traveled to Dracula’s fortress to negotiate his property portfolio and the small picture of the lovely Mina drew the vampire’s attention.
Besson arranges Dracula’s flashback sequence of international journeys in various outrageous costumes skillfully, and he willingly includes providing funny bits with a distinctly Mel Brooks flavour – for example Dracula’s ongoing failed efforts to commit suicide post-Elisabeta’s demise, along with farcical scenes that follow Dracula sprays himself with a specific fragrance in historic Florence, which makes him unavoidably attractive to females. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula is on digital platforms from 1 December and in disc format from December 22nd. It will be shown in Australian cinemas starting February 5, 2026.
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